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Timestamp: 1397257936

At some point it stopped being about you and became about me.

rachaeldowd:

emily-mimi:

vaginapoke:

have-perspective:

“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted, this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, ‘God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant.”

(Source: holmesless, via notaharlot)

Timestamp: 1393819608

harperhug:

maliciousmelons:

maliciousmelons:

IT TOOK ELLEN LESS THAN 45 MINUTES TO GET THE MOST RETWEETED TWEET EVER. I THINK WE KNOW WHO THE REAL QUEEN IS.

SHE HIT 1 MILLION IM OUT

To be fair, did any of us actually doubt that she would?

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heythisisbecky:

brad pitt handing out plates like the perfect dilf that he is

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The 2014 Oscars

(Source: galasai, via umbrhella)

Timestamp: 1393816205

dailyjosephgordonlevitt:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - 86th Annual Academy Awards (March 2, 2014)

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Timestamp: 1393810083

In my opinion, thinking you’re above everyone else because you don’t party is just as annoying as thinking you’re better because you do.
Everyone is entitled to their own ideas of fun. If it’s drinking, cool. If it’s staying home and watching movies, awesome.
We’re all humans.

On my mornings off my kitchen smells like coffee and banana pancakes.

That makes me happy. 

Especially when it sounds like Jack Johnson too.